中国文学比赛

两天里面，K了400页的书，平时都没那么勤劳。。。

中国文学比赛

Date: 31st March 2010 (Wed)
Time: 11.15am-11.50am
Venue: Bilik Tayangan 1
Book to read: 中国文学史（403页）

当时林凤群老师问了谁想参加这个比赛。班上没有人参加，于是我便不要脸的去报名了。当做这是为8月中国青少年文化常识竞赛的热身。结果发现要读一本400多页的中国文学史，读到我要呕血。

由于三月假期太过懒惰，只读了40页。到了上个星期才开始拼了起来，拜五才读到80页。怕输的心理激发了我的读书欲，拜六礼拜完全是躲在家里K书，哪里都不去。

五读到80页
六读到222页
日读到403页

终于我在星期一凌晨12.30读完了！！！可惜，怕输的心理又叫我做笔记再读，所以又要赶笔记了。

要在两天内做400页的笔记。。。 呕血。。。 XD

Earth Hour 2030-2130

熄灯一小时，你有做到吗？我有！但只做到45分钟。。。

Earth Hour

Date: 27th March 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8.30pm-9.30pm

感谢铭伟的提醒，不然我也成为忘记熄灯的一份子了。。。当时8.15分，铭伟突然在MSN杀出一句“记得在8.30分关灯哦”，然我想起了这回事。于是就像疯人般的四处叫人记得熄灯，遇见 Tze Han，他叫我关电脑，要支持就要做全套。于是我就笨笨的听了他的话，关了电脑。

由于31号有场中国文学比赛，要读一本400多页的中国文学史，今天拼了100多页，但是8.30要关灯，我要怎样读书呢？结果我还是关了灯，又做出疯子的动作，出去门外靠街灯、没关灯的人家的灯来读书。

读读下，对面（流氓居）来了一辆车。吓到，于是赶紧跑进门，躲在一旁继续读书。隐隐约约中听到一句 Ji Bai。。。然后就听不到对白了。车走后，我又出外读，结果读不到一会儿，电话响起，有跑进门。有点Sienz,所欲干脆锁起门，靠去有光的隔壁读书。

原本住家区鲜少人支持，也许是忘记的缘故吧！因为9点多时就有一两家关完所有灯了。不懂为何心里有点感动，不久佩珊和她的妈妈及其弟到访。他们也支持该活动，于是出来散步，打发时间，顺便还我洗衣机的东西。

看到他们在外，觉得闷，于是想和他们一起去走。结果他们不想走，这时隔壁的阿姨出来，于是就和她聊了起来。
聊聊下，姐姐要出去吃晚餐了。9.15分我就开了灯，出门去 mamak档了。。。。当然，我还是带了我的书去。。。

Dunno I'm talking bout the Earth Hour o talking bout how I read book.... =.=

My oral test... 29/30

I got 29/30 in this oral, but teacher said he prefers Indian to Chinese. XD

SMJK KWANG HUA, KLANG
SPM Oral Accessment Test (OET)
MODEL 1: Individual Work

Name : Soh Boon Khang
Activity : 1.3 Information Sharing
Topic : Matchmaking
Task : Marriage Agency introduces a man to client

A. Personal Information

Name: Jimmy Soh Boon Khang

Sex: Male Age: 26

Weight: 50kg Height: 170cm

D.O.B: 12th Dec 1984

Blood Type: A Constellation: Sagittarius

Orientation: Straight Zodiac: Mouse

Occupation: Human Resources Manager

Monthly Salary: RM7000

Contact No: 016-6247012 Email: jimmysoh93@yahoo.com

Address: 12, Jalan Indah 12, Off Jalan Sungai Putus, 42100 Klang, Selangor.

Religion: Liberal Taoism

Education: Master of Human Resources Management (Hons)

Language: English, Mandarin, Malay

Hobbies: Read Psychological Book, Web Surfing, Traveling

Preferance Girl: Independent, Sunshine, Capable with housework

B. Family Background

Family Members: 5

Father : Soh Chin Huat Occupation: Sewing Machine Mechanic

Mother: Siow Moi Moi Occupation: House Wife

Sister : Soh Wan Kim Occupation: Marketing Manager

Brother: Soh Boon Wee Occupation: Insurance Agent

Promotion words....

Good morning Mr Joshua, welcome to Happily Ever After Marriage Agency. I had received your email 3 days ago. You stated that your niece would like to have a match making. After having a few selections, we have found out a guy who is perfectly matching her demand.

He is Jimmy Soh Boon Khang, a Human Resources Manager who is only 26 and having monthly paid of RM7000. He has a baby face, having A type blood, Sagittarius and born in mouse year. A blood type people are steady, Saggittarians are passion, and those who were born in mouse year are brilliant. Combining these three, Jimmy is indeed a steady and knowledgeable man who can be relied to. He definitely will love your niece very much if they are matched.

He has a strong basic of English, Mandarin and Malay language. So, there is no afraid about the gap of communication. Furthermore, he likes to read psychological book and educated with Human Resources Management. He would be a nice man to talk to and very patient to others.

Jimmy comes from a decent background. His father is a sewing machine mechanic whereas his mother is a house wife. He has a sister and brother who are the Marketing manager and Insurance agent. From overall, he comes from a healthy background.

In addition, Jimmy prefers a girl who is independent, cheerful and capable with housework. I think your niece is matched with his favor. So, how do you think about him? Maybe you can talk to your niece. I believe she will like him very much.

Thank you.

I got 29/30 in this oral, but teacher said he prefers Indian to Chinese. XD

慈济环保周

为个月的第三个星期都是慈济环保周。
上个星期日，在以前的补习中心接触到这个团体。
他们第一周日会去拜访孤儿院，第二周亲子班，第三周环保周，第四周我不知道。。。。

为了学习专业化的做废物回收以及拜访孤儿院等，我决定参与他们的活动，但希望不会让他们误会我要加入他们。

我心目中的团体是 YCA，第一个感动我，让我又加入冲动的团体。

回到原点，活动时间是8am-11am，我昨晚4am才睡，没想到我居然可以7.45am起身。哈哈哈~~

到了那里，我拿到一个手套，师伯（慈济团员的称呼）说这是我专属的手套，用后自己洗，下次来的时候再带来用。（我的衰脑有乱乱想了，这是你的手套，你用了，臭臭的，自己去洗，我不要帮你洗。而且你用过了，不要叫我用回。）=.=

听完师伯的解释后，我们就开始分类垃圾。踩铝罐、踩水瓶、拉开盖。。。。开始时是不会流汗的，但是10am后就开始流了。。。

原以为可以遇回刘海源的，结果他没来，可能是在卫星市做吧！但是我居然遇见转校了的凤仪，至少我还有收获。。。

做着做着爸爸突然来了，结果就回家了。以为时间还早，看下手表，原来已经十一点多了，或许这叫做快乐的时光会让人忘记时间的存在吧！

大逃亡~~~啊啊啊~~~

3月13号La Salle有一个文化日，1月时他们的负责人联络了我，要我找人去他的活动。原本打算放一辆巴士去，结果搞不成，但是塞翁失马，焉知祸福。

因为如果带团去了，我会觉得对不起他们。。。。
因为我觉得这个活动太闷了，除了闷还是闷。。。
唯一吸引到我的是他们的短片技术，很棒！

由于找不到人，所以我和文彬便担任外交部长，应酬他们，看看他们如何赚钱，如何把活动办得有声有色。很遗憾，结果找到的方程式是:

Profit is inversely proportional to the quality of event

P= 1/Q

Quality 越好，Profit越少。
反之，Profit越多，Quality越烂。

由于我是一个过动儿，对闷的事务超级没耐性，尤其在加上烂服务（凶+命令来客），所以我叫爸爸提前一小时来接我回家。

当爸爸来时，我要走但是顾门的（之前上厕所也不行，感觉好像被软禁了）不让我走，他叫我等下。
我等一下，突然有一个人也是要回家，他老跑了。
我见了，加上不想让爸爸久等，所以也跟着跑。

只记得后面有人一直大喊大叫。。。。。（不懂有没有追来）哈哈~~~

大逃亡事件就是这样咯~~~

成功逃亡后感觉很High,很刺激，好像从监狱逃出似的~~~哈哈哈

活动赚到的东西是认识到一个朋友----- 。。。。（忘了他的名了XP，let me check 1st...）
查到了，叫 Nicholas Lee，又忘了他华文名~~~ =.=

Hang out with net mate!!!

First Time Hang Out With Net Mate

Date: 14.03.10 (Sun)
Time: 1.00pm-3.30pm
Venue: Klang Parade
Net mate: Kelvin Tan

Kelvin is a friend that I knew in Facebook. Later we chatted in MSN and sms. When he sms with me, he kept asking me to belanja him makan. In the end, I decided to hang out with him at this day.

Actually we just known among each others for 3 weeks, during these period I heard his voice before. I feel that he is a nice man. His voice lets me think of Kok Hoe, my Ipoh friend. That's why I believe in him and ask him out without any hesitation. I'll go to DMC event on that day, so I ask Kelvin to pick me in Carrefour.

I quite worry that day. When parent ask me, what should I answer them? Should I tell them I'll hang out with net friend? If I tell them, they sure wont allow me to go out. So, I decide to skip the topic when they ask. Keep quiet and let them guess.

During that day, I kinda sweat to cope with my mum. When I told her I will go out with friend and need to gather in Carrefour, she asked me a lot question.

J=Jimmy M=Mum

J: Later I wanna go out with friend at 1pm. Need to gather at Carrefour later, my friend will pick me.
M: Why you don't ask your friend to pick you here (my house)?
J: He don't know where is our house lo. Carrefour will be easier to find.
M: Where do your friend live in?
J: Taman Mewah.
M: In that case he can easily find our house mah.
J: Troublesome lo, Carrefour easier.
M: Who is driving the car?
J: My friend.
M: (Tot is my peer friend) They just got the license? So brave you are to sit on their car.
J: Hehe..... (Actually the friend is 26 edi. XP)

After I took a bath, I decided to tell my mum the truth. Dont know is due to the way I talk, she acted like normal on what I said. I told her actually the friend is a Uni guy....

Ignore bout these pre-event.
Later my parent put me at KFC, Carrefour and Kelvin was here after awhile.

Then we went to Klang Parade to have Mc. Donald....
But very funny lo, at 1st Kelvin asked me to belanja him but in the end he balanja me the food. Hahaha~~~

Later we went for bowling. This was the first time I play bowling, so I'm very noob. I have 3-4 time masuk longkang. XP

My Lengzai pic


Masuk longkang.... =.=

An expert was playing beside us, he cant tahan with our skill. I still remember his words, "Swing! You have to swing! Stand in there and swing, release the bowl when you feel confort" =.=

Finally I lose to Kelvin by 13 marks.... Then we took some picture, and I asked him to write my biodata book. We chatted til 3.30pm, after that Kelvin picked me to Kwang Hua private to watch DMC show.

Here is the end of our date. (Seem like so gay.... XP)

Jimmy & Kelvin


I juz rmb when we take the pic, we act like very gay~~~ XD


SS Pic~~~

The no.9 bowling is like watermelon....

废话天堂 group in FB...

Hereby some stupid joke from the 废话天堂 group...

蚊子与蟑螂
一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡，蚊子很自豪的说：看，十年前我在她胸前叮了两口，现在肿的这么大了；螳螂不服气的说，那有什么，我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀，至今还每个月都在流血……

念拼音
晚上，爸爸帮小儿子复习拼音，于是抽了m，a，y，d，b几个拼音考考他，没想到儿子用最标准的发音说：摸-阿-姨-的-波

Oral Test 4

Oral Test 4

Date: 4th March 2010 (Thu)
Time: English Period
Story: The Truth Story Behind the Sleeping Beauty

Scene 1

Narrator 1: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called 5S2. The queen YJ has given birth the pricess BK.The 5S2 kingdom is now celebrating the birth of princess BK.

King HG: Good morning my fellow resident, let’s party up!

Queen YJ: We have prepared foods here, please enjoy it.

Resident: Hip-hip Hurray! Kneel to the king, kneel to the queen and kneel to the princess BK! Yeah!

Scene 2

Narrator 2: During the celebration party, many have been invited including the fairies from the far far continent.

Ohaiyo! Ohaiyo! Ohaiyo!
It seems like the Japanese Fairy has arrived.

Japanese Fairy: Ohaiyo King des San and Queen des, where is the princess? Oh, there she is! Oh, she is so cute to make me feel to bless her. Manimani Hom! She will be pretty! She will be pretty! Hom Hom Hom until Leehom will fall in love on her too! (Once she finish, her handphone rings) Ring, Ring, Ohaiyo, watashiwa Japanese Fairy may I help you? Ah~ha~ah~ha~ wakarimasta, sayonara! Haiz. The king of Africa is inviting me to join his 108^th wedding ceremony. I guess I have to leave to. Bye Bye.

Narrator 2:And so the Japanese Fairy is leaving the castle.

Bonjyo~ Savadikrap~Bonyjo~Savadikrap~
Here comes the Fairy from German and Thailand.

Germany Fairy: What a cutie we have, I gonna bless her has a beautiful voice. Her voice will be able to attract anyone who near to her! (Tink, Tink)

Thai Fairy: Krap Krap, are you sure the spell you cast just now is the voice beautify spell? Why it seems like you has cast the wrong spell?

Germany Fairy: Are you sure? Let me check the spell book first. (Read the spell book) Ahh!!!

Thai Fairy: What happen to you?

Germany Fairy: My spell is correct, nothing wrong!

Thai Fairy: Phew, Then it should be fine.

Narrator 2: Suddenly the sky turns windy, it is not going to rain but the evil bitch, sorry is witch has arrived the castle. She is the Lady Sexy who is cold-hearted and nobody likes her.

Lady Sexy: Hey!!! ... Can you turn on the air-con before I start my conversation? (Soldier turn on the air-con) Ya, it’s fine now. Where am I just now? Ahh! How dare you didm’t invite me to join the celebration? If I didn’t gossip with the King of Bird, TST, I’m sure I’ll not notice this celebration!

Soldier: Please calm down my lady. Allow me to investigate the reason behind this technical problem. We indeed had sent out 99 emails to invite you but you didn’t reply us. So, would you mind to check your mail box now?

Lady Sexy: Okay, as you wish. (Checking) As you can see, I have not receive any email from you. Are you kidding to me?

Soldier: My lady, this is the spam mail. How if you look through your inbox now?

Lady Sexy: (Check the inbox) Oh My Gosh! 99 emails from 5S2 Kingdom.

Soldier: I guess we have found out the truth of the misunderstanding.

Lady Sexy: Ahh!! I don’t care, you are embarassing me now. Why don’t you send me a spam mail? It’s too late to apologize. Your princess are doom, I gonna curse her! “Row~Row~Row your boat, the princess will die at the age of 18, murdered by a needle point pen!” Wakakaka~~~ (Dissapear)

Soldier: Oh no, our princess BK!! I will send virus to Lady Sexy as avenge!

Thai Fairy: Nothing to fear of, although I could not break the curse but I could modify it. “5S2~kingdom~has~a~princess, E~ya~E~ya~oh! Princess~won’t~die~at~18years old, But~only will fall asleep”

Scene 3

Narrator 3: 18 years later~~

Queen YJ: The princess is now 18.During the pass years, we had burned down many tonnes of needle point pen and forbid the production of needle point pen. I hope this should save the princess.

Princess BK: Mother, may I go to take part the English essay competition now?

Queen YJ: My dear, of course you can.

Princess BK: Thank you. (Go to a place and start the writing) Oh, xxxxxx my pen is out of ink. What should I do?

Lady Sexy: My poor little girl, what seem to be a problem? Oh, your pen is out of ink is it? How about you use my magical pen, the Needle Point Pen. It is perfect to be used in essay writing. Everyone will get champion if they use this pen.

Princess BK: Oh, really? What a peculiar pen, the point is special. (Touch it) Ahh~~ (fainted)

Lady Sexy: Princess BK, you are doom now! Wakakaka~~~ (Disapear)

Queen YJ: My princess!! Fairy fairy, help us! Help us!

Thai Fairy: She is just asleep.

Queen YJ: Thanks god. But how could we save her?

Thai Fairy: A prince will appear some day and break the seal. For now, let the castle to hibernate with the princess! “Rock~a~baby~on~the~tree~top~” (Everyone fall asleep) I guess gonna sleep together too. Yawn...

Lady Sexy: Curse you the Thai Fairy. Fools, do you think I will wait here and let the prince to save the princess? Behold, I will sacrifice myself to summon the twin dragon to guard the castle. (Take a knife and stab herself, die)

Scene 4

Narrator 4: After n years...

PrinceKai Kai: I’m prince Kai Kai, feel bore and loiter in the market now.

Soldier: Mister, please have a look on the flyer.

Prince Kai Kai: (Read the flyer) Save the castle, save the princess from the evil twin dragons. The dragons are dangerous, they can cast fireballs and burn you down. Prince wanted, Reward for the rescue is the Princess of 5S2 Kingdom, the Princess BK. Oh, what an innocent princess. Princess, please wait for me! Your prince Kai Kai is coming to rescue you!

Scene 5

Narrator 5: Finally the prince has arrived the 5S2 kingdom.

Prince Kai Kai: I thought the place is very dangerous. Luckily the dragon is out for lunch, what an easy job. Oh, my sweety princess, there you are. Okay, what should I do to awake you? (Read the flyer) According to the flyer, I shall draw something on your cheek, and then shout loudly “Princess, your face is dirty!!!”

The sleeping beauty and the Prince... =.=

Princess BK: (Awake) Ahh!!! What happen to my face? Servant, please get me a pail of water and a mirror, I wanna wash the dirt!

Princess Kai Kai: Oh, princess. Your curse has broken. You awake!

Princess BK: What happened to me? And who are you?

Prince Kai Kai: Please have a look on the flyer.

Princess BK: Ahh! Why they put my sleeping picture on the flyer?

YJ Dragon: Roar! What a nice elephant we ate just now!

HG Dragon: Ya, it is very nice. Hey, the intruder is here! We’ll kill you! (Flaming)

Princess BK: Ahh. The dragons are here!

Prince Kai Kai: Never to be feared my dear. (Take a gun, Bang!bang!)

Twin dragon: Aiyah! (Died)

Princess: Hurray, the dragons are dead now! You save my life, Muack!

Narrator 5: The 5S2 kingdom is awake after a few minutes. The prince and the princess is marrying later and live in happy life after.

Wedding Kiss...

THE END

Saringan 2, 巧合

Joining Rumah D (4th house)
Run 4x400m
The team get no.4
I think the God wan me to die....
4444.... (chinese homo-phonic with die )
=.=

Saringan, tiring...

Kwang Hua sport day is round the corner, n 2day is the saringan time.

During the sukantara, i failed to obtain full marks.
Just manage to get 1 point for the house.

1 mark= finish 100m within 15mins
2mark= long jump over 3m (I fault)

T.T.... sad

By the way I was shock when the house leader asked me to take part in 400m, 4x400m and the Triple jump.

Too long I dint exercise already and the leader want me to run 400m!!! XD
Even when i ran the 100m I already gonna fainted and die and now he want me to run 400m. T.T...
Last time I just joining the 4x100m and got the gold medal, I wonder why he dint choose me to join the 4x100m?

I ran for the 400m, managed to enter final round. For my saringan, I got no.2. Hahaha...
After running the 400m, I was like mabuk edi, walk dizzily... Luckily I dint vomit or fainted. Phew... And when I want to rest, the leader shout at me, Hey Boon Khang, your triple jump is going to start soon. XD.... (dying...)

And the funny is, I have no exp on Triple Jump. The leader dint give me any training and today I gonna saringan edi. Haha, damn funny.

At last during the Triple Jump, I fault for 2 time. XD
Luckily the third time I manage to jump off without any fault. Got the result of 8.5m.

Then I entered the final round. I tried for 3 times, highest record was 9.02m.... lose but quite satisfied coz I made it. Hahaha....

Tmr gonna run 4x400m... T.T... having a 400m phobia here.... XD

年十五过了，该开红包咯！！！

等了好久，终于过了年十五，城主可以打开红包了！！！！
今年收了47封红包，共计RM475。

哈哈，收获不错，该怎么花呢？

RM150--- AEISEC comference
RM100--- 30th YCA Camp
RM 120--- keep in bank
RM105--- paddy cash

Haha, don't you ever come and rompak me coz i will finish up the money soon!!!