商业大亨2.0的冷笑话。。。

这个游戏，里面有一个赢在大亨的比赛，两个队比赛口才，互相打击信心，打击的对白超白痴的。。。

• 执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。

• 今天我心情不好，只有四句话想说，加上前面那两句，我已经讲完了。

• 我的优点是：长得帅；缺点则是：帅的不明显。

• Jaywin使用了36计--西游记，Jimmy不知道36计有此计，所以emo了一整天。

• Jimmy自豪的说：寂寞是我最好的朋友。
• Jaywin冷漠的回答：因为你不去找它，他都会来找你。
• Jimmy觉得被看穿，又emo了一整天。

• Jimmy无奈的问：为什么认识我的人都不喜欢我？
• Jaywin面无表情的回答：放心，世界上还有很多人还不认识你。

• 有能力的人说：我比的不是胜负而是寂寞。

• Jimmy问：女生是用水做的，那男生是用什么做的呢？
• Syok Lui回答：用泥土做的。
• Jimmy接受不了事实，又再emo了。。。

• Jaywin神神秘秘地带了几瓶牛奶回来，Jimmy一把抢过来还一饮而尽，最后发现是三鹿的，结果吐沫倒地。

• 我喝的是纯净水，牛喝的是纯牛奶，所以我很单纯。

Mensa Quiz, mari play la~~~

Recently love Mensa Test very much, how about we play it in my blog?

Here come the quiz, guess the sentence based on the letters.

Eg: 24 H in a D 24 Hours in a Day

1 26 L of the A
2 7 D of the W
3 7 W of the W
4 12 S of the Z
5 66 B of the B
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a D
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 M in a Y
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 D in F in a L Y
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 D in a Y
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y
26 9 L of a C
27 60 M in a H
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C

Answer: (Ctrl+A)------ Enjoy!!!!

1. 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2. 7 Days of the Week
3. 7 Wonders of the World
4. 12 Signs of the Zodiac
5. 66 Books of the Bible
6. 52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers)
7. 13 Stripes in the United States Flag
8. 18 Holes on a Golf Course
9. 39 Books of the Old Testament
10. 5 Toes on a Foot
11. 90 Degrees in a Right Angle
12. 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13. 32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit which Water Freezes
14. 15 Players in a Rugby Team
15. 3 Wheels on a Tricycle
16. 100 Cents in a Dollar
17. 11 Players in a Football (Soccer) Team
18. 12 Months in a Year
19. 13 is Unlucky For Some
20. 8 Tentacles on a Octopus
21. 29 Days in February in a Leap Year
22. 27 Books in the New Testament
23. 365 Days in a Year
24. 13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen
25. 52 Weeks in a Year
26. 9 Lives of a Cat
27. 60 Minutes in a Hour
28. 23 Pairs of Chromosomes in the Human Body
29. 64 Squares on a Chess Board
30. 9 Provinces in South Africa
    
31. 6 Balls to an Over in Cricket
32. 1000 Years in a Millenium
33. 15 Men on a Dead Mans Chest

Genuine POKKA Jasmine Flavor Green Tea

Yo!!! Long time no see me write a post in English!!
Do you miss my very very broken ENglish?
Okay, yesterday we played Sales during Ms Ang English class.
I was given a POKKA Green Tea and I need to sale it to my classmate.

POKKA Jasmine Flavor Green Tea


This is what i did....
(Script has been edited due to I kiasu, don't wan let u guys laugh at my extremely broken English...)

Ding~~ Dong~~~
(Come in)

Attention to all the ladies and gentlemen who wish to become pretty and handsome!!!

Today I have brought you a beauty product. It can prolong the elasticity and humidity of your face and most importantly the product can help you to get rid of pimple problems. This product is very economic, it does not require RM100++ but only RM5 each. If you consume it 2 per day, after a week you will see the miracle effect.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the POKKA Jasmine Flavor Green Tea. The tea is not an ordinary tea but is a magical tea. It is a miracle tea. The tea leaves was selected premiumly by the Japanese from the Fuji Mountain (bullshitting..) and combined with the lastest technology, the Nano Tech.

RM5 only!!!

Actually this product is limited edition, produced 9000 annually only. You guys are lucky because you can see 1 of the 9000 in this room. So, if you want to make an order from me, please see me at the counter after the tuition.

By the way, due to this product is too good and too miracle, there are a lot of piracy product in the market. In order to keep you guys out of ignorance (yesterday word-must-use), I will teach you how to recognize the genuine product.

As you can see, there is a halal symbol below the tea. Only the genuine product has it, and beside it got a ISO logo. Is ISO logo, not ISA! Beside the ISO got 1 HACCP (not the rude word...) and a recycle marking.

Halal logo at lower right....


And 1 thing to high light is, if you see the same product in the market but the price is RM1.30 only, if don't buy it. RM1.30 is the price for piracy, the market standard price for the genuine POKKA Jasmine Flavor Green Tea is RM5 each.

Mari beli, mari beli.... XP

Okay, once again if you are interested with my product, please make an order from me after the class. Thank you.

Then Joey say, you may leave now..... (Seem like I'm a direct salesman... =.=)

POKKA Jasmine Flavor Green Tea, Your Idea For Beauty Sustain!!!

游戏人间---- 被整

现在要玩一个游戏，因为被晓雯点了名，所以非玩不可。。。 XP

Tagged by Wendy Chia

A. 被点到名字的要在自己的博客里写下自己的答案，然后去掉一个你最不喜欢的问题再加上一个你的问题，仍然组成20个问题，传给其他4个人，列出其他4个需要 回答问题的人的名字，还要到这4个人的部落格裡留言通知对方——你被点名了，被点名者不得拒绝回答问题，完成游戏的人将会永远得 到大家的祝福。 (zZz...)

Tag:

--> Wendy Chia (还给你)

--> Lee Kok Hoe
--> Chong Yu Tatt
--> Tai Meng Wei

1.你最希望从朋友(不包括爱人)那里得到的 是什麼?

--> 聊天的冲动、关怀

2.最近最郁闷的事?

--> 开学了

3.最受不了自己的哪个缺点?

--> 骄傲，看不起没修养的人

4.难过的时候会..?

--> 读书来治疗

5.说出点你名的人3个优点(不可删除题)。

--> 健谈、开朗、真诚（不错的朋友人选）

6.今年的圣诞节,你快乐吗?

--> 快乐，尽管没得出街，但却有朋友在网上陪伴。

7.你现在最想做的是什麼?

--> 上网聊天，以外地朋友见面，玩。

8.用一个字形容自己.

--> 乖

9.你的梦想?

--> 当个知识分子

10. 你为什么会活在这个世界上?为了什么而活?

--> 为了享受、体验人生，然后就死掉，到下面去体验往生。

11.十年以后，你想过什麼样的生活?你打算如何实现呢?

--> 结婚生子，先找对象

12.接下来最想去旅行的国家或城 市? 为什么?

--> 台湾，结交朋友，游玩

13. 你为什么要回答这些问题?

--> 正在被口试,问什么就答什么.

14. 怕不怕世界末日？

--> 不怕,杞人忧天不是我的 style!!!

15.什 麼时候觉得孤独?

--> 信心破产时

16.最近一次掉眼泪是?

--> 拜外婆时屋里太熏而掉

17.想对点你名的人说的话？

--> 我改了很多东西,哈哈哈

18.家人重要还是伴侣重要?

--> 伴侣将来也是家人,那又何必计较呢?

19.选择女朋友的条件？

--> 有修养、有能力、IQ和我差不远

20.在被tag之前，在做些什么？

--> 在非死不可(Facebook)玩游戏