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Saturday, May 22, 2010

男女恋爱进行曲

男女关系进行曲

1. 在某某场合见面


2. 拿电话号码


3. SMS,尤其是晚上sms不停


4. 了解完对方,突然有一天问你对我有没有感觉


5. 然后就开始了一段恋爱


6. 约会出去


成功---》结婚


不成功---》分手



不成功原因:-

1. 女生人缘太好,男生吃醋,说她水性杨花
2. 男生性欲太高,屡次要求女生,女人认为他不尊重她
3. 男女基础不够稳,贪新忘旧/见面后被对方的外貌吓到
4. 男女来往太频密,料到没话题,闷了

Monday, May 10, 2010

English Essay juz got 36/85... T-T

This monthly test sure got me into terrify, most of my subjects got around 50++ For English, only got 55%. The black sheep = Essay part... T-T
I type out my the corrected version of directed essay.....
Another essay, I will type it out with simple correction.... T-T



Directed Writing,
You have moved to a new place. Write a letter to your old mate to introduce him a new friend.

This essay has been corrected, before that only get 17/35.
Format= 2/5
Language= 8/20
Content= 7/10

12, Jalan Indah 12,

Off Jalan Sungai Putus,

92100 Raub,

Pahang.

20th April 2010

Dear Kok Hoe,

Hello my friend, how do you do? How is the school going? Did anyone from the class miss me? Please send my regards to them and the teachers.

The time flows very fast, just a blink of eyes, I have already moved to Raub, Pahang for a month. Raub is a city famous with peanuts and gold mines. Although it sounds great to live in here but unfortunately there is no cinema in here. If I want to watch any movie, I have to take about 2 hours to K.L. Perhaps we can have a date in K.L at anytime.

By the way, now I am studying in SMK Jiong Hua. New to 5S2 class, I was very shy to know my classmate. However there was a great boy came to me and introduced himself. He is my first friend in the new school. He gave me a warm smile and said “Tai Meng Wei is at your service, please don’t hesitate to find me if you have any problems”. I was touched and thankful for his help, he introduced me some classmates and for the tour. I had gotten used to the new school well within a week because of his kindness.

I had a monthly test last week and got a disgraceful result. How about you, Kok Hoe? Meng Wei once again surprised me with his results. In Additional Mathematics, he had gotten 100% whereas I only managed to secure a depressing 65%. In fact, he had scored most of his subjects with perfect scores. Due to his intelligence, many of us like to ask him to solve the questions. I should not be surprise with his achievement because he is a hardworking person. Although we had tones of homework everyday, he is able to finish all of them including his tuition tasks. He always reminds me that “We are the students and we have the responsibility to finish the homework to us.”

Despite being an academic achiever, Meng Wei is also the Head Prefect and the President of English Language Society. He can speak English fluently. Being very eloquent in the language, Meng Wei was chosen to be the school debater. Recently his team had won the state level debate championship. I guess you might soon have him as your opponent as you are also the champion of Selangor state.

I had been to Meng Wei’s house before. He lives very near to school. Although it only take s him 1 minute to reach school but he comes early everyday. According to him, this is because early birds get the worms. He wants to read books in class. He says that he can study better. Besides that, Meng Wei likes to help others. He often helps teachers to do tasks or explains anything asked by the students. I am glad to have this friend.

I am afraid I have to stop now. Please tell me about the latest news in SMJK Kwang Hua next time. Take care!

Your sincerely,

JIMMY


Essay Writing
I choose the topic, A Day in a Worse Weather
Only got 19/50... T-T
I know is plain, not interesting at all but it's my actual life...

It was a Sunday morning, I had planned to have a jog since last weak but the God did not allow me to do so. The sky seems to be gloomy and sad. The wind whispered around me, persuading me not to go for a jog. Finally I was persuaded, so the sky gave me a prize. “Tik Tak … Tik Tak…”, rain dropped with rhythm, just like a band who had played some sort of song. The melody of nature had indulged me very much.

The moisture air was very refreshing, my mood turned good when they had soaked into my heart. I had failed my English paper last week, terribly sad not because of gotten beat by mum but I was inferior to be a student in top class. Every classmate is like the examination machine, studying non-stop and talks about Physics, Chemistry and Biology. I felt burden and hardly to catch a breath in such dense atmosphere. However now, a gloomy yet refreshing day is set specially for me to release stress.

Following the emotion, I sang “Apologize”which is my favourite song since last year. The weather was such a good timer, the rain was pouring when I reached the chorus “ It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late…” Thanks to them, I had sang out all the evil inside me and I felt reborn. Suddenly, I thought of melody of “Colours of the wind”. Then I went into my room and turned on the modem and laptop.

Mixpod s is such a great site to create own music albums. After listening the recommendation from Cho Jet, my schoolmate three months ago, I have started to use this site to create my playlists. One of my favourite playlists was posted in my blog, light-hope-city.blogspot. I logged in my blog and clicked the song “Colours of the Wind”, covered by wind flute. Then I surfed on Facebook and signed in Window Live Messenger at the same time.

Oh gosh, there were about 30 notifications as usual. I clicked on it and selected one of the notices, XYZ has posted something on your wall. I read it out, it was a silly question, “Do you thin Jimmy Soh is handsome?” and my friend were written there absolutely not. Below there had about 10 comments which supported his point. I was pissed off and replied them “Although my handsome standard is not competent to Brad Pitt, but luckily the standard is as high as you guys”. I felt great after writing this.

After surfing Facebook, I signed in my Yahoo ID to check mails. As what I expected, 20 mails were there. Out of 13 of these mails were the notice of incoming friend s birthday alert. After deleting those mails, I went to read the “survival mails”. One of the survivals had a very nice content, written there why we should not have examinations. One of the reasons was for the sake of environment; a 20 years old adult tree will be converted into 50kg of papers. If we banished the examination, then thousands of trees from the forest would thank us for saving their life.

“Moew… Moew…” two words popped out when I was checking my mails. When I saw these cute words, I knew it was Meng Wei because we both are form “cat” family! I replied him with “Meow… meow…”. We both have known each others since I moved to Raub and studied in SMK Jiong Hua. He was my first friend and top student in school. We have a very close friendship, some time I phoned him and chatted for many hours. My record so far is 4 hours. Luckily I have no financial problem with the telephone bill because it is free of charge if we applied the latest modem package.

Meng Wei and I talked rubbish for about two hours. The contents of our idle talk may cooler than the cucumber. We talked about why one of the trees in the school was cut down. My reason was because it had bored with its hair style, would like to change the hair style but unfortunately accidentally chopped down its head. He replied me with the usual MSN language, “Lol… =.=”. Then he did not want to lose to me and gave his opinion. He said there were a lot of people sit there every day. Perhaps someone had complaint that the tree had molested them then the school took the action to punish this satyr.

I was yawning after I was tired using the laptop. I set my status as away in MSN and set the auto message as “Lazy cat is sleeping right now. If you want, you are welcome to join the sleep.”. The rain still pouring although 3 hours had passed. Due to the humid and conducive environment, I took a nap on my bed. What a delightful Sunday I had! However after 30minutes, I had awaken because I heard the shout of my mum.

My mum was beside me, having an eye sight of commander. I guessed the commander is going to order the pawn to complete a mission. Same with my thought, my mum ordered me to sweep the gathered water inside the house. Due to the heavy rain, my house was confronted with small flood. My mum was asking me to move the furniture to here and there and removed the water. Ahh! My precious Sunday was ended with this mess! Perhap I should not sing “Apologize” anymore and change it to “Rain Rain Go Away” song!


THE END

Saturday, May 8, 2010

第一次当议长的感觉

自愿帮忙雪州辩论,原本只是打算为了重见干妹,结果被选上,成为议长。只有一个只形容,爽~~~~ ^^

第八届雪州中学生国会式华语辩论比赛
日期:四月29、30日、五月3日

地点:HICT,Klang Parade



缘分把握在手中
  • 当时听见欣霓说国会辩又要到了,又说缺人手。
  • 听到这里,我就想到去年结义的干妹ming meen,于是便毛催自荐去帮忙。
  • 原以为只当计时员,结果突然被通知要当议长。
  • 非常兴奋,因为是人生第一次,拿到稿后就一直练习读。
  • 就这样,认识了邱老师,一个25岁就拿到Puan的封号的老师。
议长的经历

  • 第一天,由于第一次当议长,所以都忙在准备功夫,没花太多时间去交流。
  • 由于学校有经验了,组织能力又好,所以议长的稿都为我们准备好了,只需填入名字和辩题,非常方便。
  • 待双方抽好签后,我就想他们索取首相/反对党领袖/部长/议员的名字,过后又向报到处索取评判简介。
  • 双方隔离一小时完毕后,我便进入指定房间,然后就开始“念稿”。
议长的稿
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各位来宾,欢迎大家出席第八届雪州中学生国会式华语辩论初赛。
首先,大会恭请各位评判以及辩论员入席。
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今天的评审团由两位老师以及一位大专辩手组成。
他们是
  1. 来自巴生高阳国中的蔡丽娇老师
  2. 来自SMK Sungai Besar的李怡萍老师
  3. 以及来自国能大学的辩手张炜先生
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现在让我来介绍参赛队伍。

在我的右边是执政党议员:
他们是
最尊贵的首相 吴家仙
尊贵的部长 陈美菁
尊贵的部长 陈宏耀

在我的左边是反对党议员:
他们是
尊贵的反对党领袖 李雪儿
尊贵的议员 李忠蔚
尊贵的议员 施燕霖

现在,国会会议正式开始。
今天过会会议的动议是我国应全面实施国民服务计划。

首先,恭请执政党最尊贵的首相吴家仙陈词。 (谢谢首相)
接下来,恭请尊贵的反对党领袖李雪儿陈词。 (谢谢反对党领袖)
接下来,有请尊贵的部长陈美菁陈词。 (谢谢陈美菁部长)
接下来,有请尊贵的议员李忠蔚。(谢谢李忠蔚议员)
接下来,有请尊贵的部长陈宏耀。(谢谢陈宏耀部长)
接下来,有请尊贵的议员施燕霖。 (谢谢施燕霖议员)

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接下来的环节是双方总结陈词。

在总结陈词前,执政党及反对党均有三分钟准备时间。计时现在开始。
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讨论时间完毕,请双方议员做好准备。
首先,有请尊贵的反对党议员总结陈词。 (谢谢反对党)
最后,有请尊贵的执政党部长总结陈词。 (谢谢执政党)
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双方陈词完毕,国会暂时休会。有请双方议员暂时离席。
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议长之趣事
  • 以下是复赛时光华对垒seri gading的趣事,笑到我喷饭。
  • 他们的题目为政府应强制企业发展履行社会责任。
  • 第一部长要说驾车时要绑安全带,但他却说“驾车时要绑安全套”。==“
  • 第一议员由于怯场,说话口吃。念稿时,两个字两个字的读,然后比手画脚。
  • 他的名句,用的XX只是用了小小、小小、小小的YY。
  • 我方一直不断地强调、强调、再强调。
  • 党反对党有一边说到,羊毛出在羊身上,企业该回馈社会;执政党就说了这是羊毛论
  • 过后执政党说企业只是花了起厕所的钱来回馈社会,所以不算多,对他们影响不大。
  • 最后,有一个评判,她的眼睛一直不断的眨眼,要想要和我放电酱。 XD
  • 我不要给Aunty电到!XD
搭赸的后人
  • 参了Interact,学到的是社交能力以及搭赸能力。
  • 比赛完后,我就能厚脸皮的到处问人家的电邮。
  • 拿到蛮多的,里边有不少俊男美女的。哈哈。。。
  • 决赛当天,我还拿了相机到处拍照,拍了蛮多200++照片。
  • 结果拍了很多无谓照,想要与他们合照时就没电了。
  • 最惨的是,我还没和梁佑诚拍到照就没电了。
  • 幸好伟民那时有相机,帮我拍了几张照片。谢谢伟民!
  • 最开心的是,梁佑诚在我的个人资料写了东西+签名。啊!!!!high~~~
收获
  • 搭赸到很多人,增加了不少朋友。
  • 看到程扬学兄,和他拍照以及聊天。 XD
  • 拍了很多自恋照,蛮帅气的。
  • 遇见干妹,她的头从蘑菇荣升成马尾了。变美了!

对垒表


稿+我丑陋的字体


邱老师+做sales的。。


做sales的+荣升成马尾的干妹


自恋照


与梁佑诚的合照


与程扬学兄的合照


冠军队伍----光华国中


亚军队伍----公教国中


季军队伍---高阳国中


殿军队伍----东南亚花园


很得空的计时员。。。


我没得拿,唯有上载来这里,每天看到爽。XD